Curse

Auldaur · Dec 25, 2005, 08:40 AM // 08:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iere

My first play through the game, during one of the Kryta missions, things were going great.

Then one member of the group (I think it was a Warrior something) started asking "Who knows bonus???". Nobody answered. Oh well, I figure, big deal.

Evidently, he and I were not in the same mindset. He asked again, and I said "I don't think anyone does"... and then he lost it.

"YOU FAGGOTS I HAVE NEVER FAILED TO GET A MISSION + BONUS FIRST TRY. YOU'VE RUINED THIS GAME FOR ME!!!"

I've had a few experiences like that too.. haha. I've met quite a few jerks, but none as bad as some of the stories in this thread.

BLeeTKD · Dec 25, 2005, 11:22 AM // 11:22

This guy wasn't being an unbearable jerk or anything, but I thought the outcome was kinda funny. During a mission in Kryta (I don't remember which), this guy decides that he wants to go rushing in, aggroing groups, and training them back to the rest of our team. I take the initiative and say something:

me: quit playing like a newb.
him: who are you calling a noob, you're the noob
me: I'm saying quit aggroing all the mobs to the team
him: whatever, your probably just some kid or some loser with no girlfriend playing this %!@# all day.
me: actually, my girlfriend is in our group and I'm standing right next to her <standing next to her>
him: you have no idea what you're talking about
him: how old are you?
me: 21
my g/f: he is
him: yeah, so you're probably in college right?
me: yeah
him: how much math have you taken? You should know calculus.
me: yeah
him: then tell me the derivative of 2x^3
him: it's a basic calc question
me: 6x^2
<ingame battle ensues and he misses my reply>
him: so you don't know the answer?
him: what is it?
me: I already said it.
me: 6x^2
him: I'll accept that
him: it's just that there's a lot of snotty kids playing the game acting like they know everything.

We continue on talking about our colleges, majors, etc. as my g/f sits next to me, enraged that there's people that act this way in GW. Just thought it was funny cause I answered the calc question right.

Sofonisba · Dec 25, 2005, 05:44 PM // 17:44

Story #1 (or story #859 from my book), not such a jerk, but kind of funny: So we're forming a fissure group and request an SS necro (see below story for usefulness of SS necros). We get one, we're mostly a guild group and on TS. I give him the IP and pw in case he wanted to join it - he said he had it - but then kept on asking strange disturbing questions.

"What is this for?"
"What are we doing?"
"What what what"

Needless to say, whatever he was on he wasn't sharing, so we patiently answered his questions until we couldn't take it anymore and then kicked him and got someone else. He starts whispering me:

Jerk: i have your ip
Jerk: i'll blab it out
Me: that's nice, ass - i can change password and port
Jerk: darn

That was the end of that.

Story #2:

Place: Comp Arena
Cast of characters:
Me (N/Me Spiteful Spirit)
Another Necro (level 19, but that doesn't bother me)
Jerk Ele (air staff and aeromancer armor)
Warrior (doesn't matter - they don't figure at all in this story)

Lava Map. We lose 1-0 against a team with a monk. Got it? Lost ONE to NOTHING. Pretty respectable as losses go.

Jerk Ele: worthless u are
Jerk Ele: worthless necros

Now, I know there are worthless necros out there, as there are with any class so I decide to take up the fight against classism.

{Whispering now}

Me: just full of the holiday spirit aren't you? ... [this was Xmas Eve]

Jerk Ele: if this is u r first time going arenas who suck
[I'll try and translate: "I do regret to inform thee, my dear madam, that although thou mightst be a new player, that thou dost suck."]

Me: i've had a few wins lol
[Side note: I have 2 accounts, around 150,000 total faction; a modest number but all 8 of my chars are PvE, so I do not live and breathe PvP. I do not suck entirely.]

Player Jerk Ele is offline.

Jerk Ele: u think u have the same build as 1,000,000 necros and u wonder why u suck

Me: um i don't suck - but you didn't get any kills either so what does that make you

Player Jerk Ele is offline.

[Yeah, I'm not buying it!]

Me: air spiker ftw lol

Player Jerk Ele is offline.

Me: you show yourself as offline because you're scared of all the people you talk shit to

Player Jerk Ele is offline.

Aaaand I left it at that.

I think when you lose lava map 1-0, you either have an even match of a couple of decent teams or everyone suxxorz on the same exact level!

XaiXo · Dec 26, 2005, 01:26 AM // 01:26

I agree with most of these, and have experienced alot of them :s

I must say though, a W/Mo who uses mending doesn't always =Asshat. I do that, I'm the opposite of an asshole! Hell, I give people free runs from piken to kryta, for no reason! Mending isn't great for later missions and harder farming, I admit, but it is a useful tool for farming stuff like Ettins and Griffons, not to mention giving me the bonuses off my sheild. Anyhow, asshole rant time.

Location: Lions arch, district 8 (Was the night before Halloween)
I see a bloke(Warrior) in full Fissure. It looks different, thanks to some dyes, so I notice him. Here's the convo:

Me: Hey, nice FoW, could you tell me what dyes/dye mix you used to get that colour?
Ass: No find owt yourself
Me: Gee thanks, generous. You can at least tell me how many ectos/shards you need for it (I didnt know at the time, or at least I wasnt sure).
Ass: O M G
Me: ?
Ass: You never have dis armour, you are prbs a n00b who dont evn have a full skill box
Me: What the hell? All I asked was how many ectos and stuff you need for it!
Ass: You don know what you need n00b, go find your ugly mom and fook her ass
Me:Jesus, touchy. Someone needs to enter the real world. Do that in public, I dare you.
Ass: n00b I RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOed your mom, she scked, I have better aremour than you!!!
Me:Actually, I have 15k Platemail, your armour isn't actually better, just more expensive and flashy...
Ass:YOU DONT HAVE SHIT, YOUVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO PIKEN
Me:...Uh...Huh....So howcome I'm stood here in Lions arch, and completed the game if I haven't "even" reached Piken?
Ass: YOUR CHEATING
(Less than a moment later)Ass:HAX
Me: Ok this is beyond stupid now, bye, not very nice talking with you :P
Ass: Dont you leave you hax, im gonna kill you
Me:Yeeeaaah....How?
Player <Asshat> Is Ignoring you.

To this day I havent found a Warrior in full Fissure who hasnt been an ass...all the friendly ones seem to hide away :P

hazardous · Dec 26, 2005, 01:40 AM // 01:40

emmm ok this is really.. dumb.. but
i wasl ike in this 5 man SF farm group, i, hazardous, am a great monk.
yup, not the best, there is no best, but i am a good monk.
we were playing with oRo stuff, and i never done it that way [didnt touch it 2 months so stuff change].
i saw a chest near oro, took it, then the war of my team, which we got along just fine till then [well didnt speak alot really] says
he: "wtf hu doing quest"
me : "huh dunno i just took this chest near oro"
he : " omfg ur fkn gay1!!!1 nub!11 hahaha nub thinks his pro hahaha"
me : " whats the big deal i didnt know, so what ? "
he : "hahaha nub i quit ahaha fuk u nubs u suck u all suck ahahaha i got drok armor haha [drok part is just me tiesing now ^^ ]"
me : "wow ur stupid, *wait for him to leave*, k guys remeet d1"

i just love those idiots that think their all that hot and pro when actually they suck.

btw u noticed how evry1 writes that the jerk was typing dumb and "we" write with periods and commas? roflcake

Akhilleus · Dec 26, 2005, 02:10 AM // 02:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by XaiXo

To this day I havent found a Warrior in full Fissure who hasnt been an ass...all the friendly ones seem to hide away :P

stop by the ice tooth cave every once ina while and you're bound to see me there at least once.

Naxohs Seralna · Dec 26, 2005, 02:23 AM // 02:23

As for the biggest jerk I've ever encountered:

Some moron in Droknar's spamming in public chat: "ALL MESMERS ARE SO GAY WITH THEIR GAY DANCE AND GAY CLOTHES I HATE MESMERS"

I hate to admit that I can be qute the moron myself sometimes. If I'm tired+grumpy, I tend to spew out some very unpleasant lines. :/ If anyone I've offended/annoyed recognizes my name and reads this: I'm terribly sorry!

ecirbaf · Dec 26, 2005, 02:31 AM // 02:31

Hey I thought this wasn't Everquest, but would you believe it people are "camping" in Guild Wars. I was just finding out about the Presents appearing on the floor in Lion's Arch, and returning one to a kid, when this warrior tells me not to ruin his fun, to go away in another district, etc. It quickly turned to insults. See his "fun" was standing there and waiting to catch presents. He was not alone, as there were people "camping" like this in all districts, but in other more crowded districts at least nobody said anything, it's not like you own the place!

Murder In China · Dec 26, 2005, 04:42 AM // 04:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumbledust

(no ingame names)

This scoundrel stole a piece of my 15k monk armor while I had it out on the ground after an IDS run, organizing my inventory. I had moved far, far away from the group to do this, and they walked up (apparently during a lag moment, as I didn't notice them) and just took a piece of my armor, which had a superior smiting rune on it and a very expensive dye mix.

I asked them to return it. They bowed and then promptly got offline. So what did I do? I had my entire guild and sister guild (160+ people), plus one of my friend's rabid 100+ person guild spam the holy crap out of them with messages like "Thief! Return that armor to Iri Avara or we'll (fill in blank with something horrible)."

Apparently, the ignore list only holds a few names, and their list couldn't hold all the names of the people tormenting them. Every time they got online, we spammed them until they got offline (or at least changed their status). Finally, they got so fed up that they apologized and promised to return the rune. When I asked them why they had taken it, they said "I needed the rune for my monk."

Thing is, if they would have just asked, I would have given them a superior smiting rune. I ended up getting another from a kind monk that, ironically, picked it up during the very same IDS run, and I just made another piece of armor... but still. Now I have to dye it, infuse it, etc.... just because someone was stupid.

Bah... that still irritates me. Especially since I never got my rune back, like Ms Lake promised. If you see him/her/it online, remind them that they still owe Iri Avara a superior smiting rune.

I remembered that! I was with you guys after the run trying to kill some more monster because no Icy dragon Sword dropped.

But wow, I can't believe that person did that. I though she would of given it back to you after I left.

PS - I was Ankara Nightsear.

Guild Wars Junkie · Dec 26, 2005, 04:50 AM // 04:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iere

My first play through the game, during one of the Kryta missions, things were going great.

Then one member of the group (I think it was a Warrior something) started asking "Who knows bonus???". Nobody answered. Oh well, I figure, big deal.

Evidently, he and I were not in the same mindset. He asked again, and I said "I don't think anyone does"... and then he lost it.

"YOU FAGGOTS I HAVE NEVER FAILED TO GET A MISSION + BONUS FIRST TRY. YOU'VE RUINED THIS GAME FOR ME!!!"

Haha, I was with you in that party. That guy got so RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing pissed that we never got the bonus done. I was playing with my second character(Mo) at the time and wasn't even caring about the bonus.

DFrost · Dec 26, 2005, 04:52 AM // 04:52

Well there was a really pompous monk at the Ice Caves today. "Nice aggro noobs", "STFU necro", "cya noobs" etc.
I agree that the team could have performed a bit better, but missions are a team effort and slinging bull doesn't help. If you have to insult someone, do it when we're back at the outpost.

Most of the arrogant idiots I've come across have been monks or warriors, it's a shame that they give a bad name to all the good people that play W or Mo.

KurtTheBehemoth · Dec 26, 2005, 09:56 AM // 09:56

Last week in Ascalon I see someone ask the room:

Gump: WTB wood planks 6G a piece
Me: I HAVE 24 PLANKS
Gump: How much?
Me: 7g a piece.
Gump<--- doesn't respond for 30 seconds
Gump: How much?
Me: 168
(keep in mind that i had just multiplied 7G times 24planks and got 168.
I thought the idiot was asking the total price.)

I submit the 24 planks and press accept.
And the retard gives me 1-PLT,176G which is 168 times 7G. Gump overpaid me almost a whole platinum. I quickly switched districts and ignored him or her after calling me a scammer.

Gump: Hey scammer give me back my gold.
Me: Fat chance
Gump: You tricked me
Me: Lets make a deal
Gump: What?
Me: I will sell you another life lesson for 1176G hehe.
Gump: ####in Scammer
Me: NM I forgot you're broke
Gump: WTF are you talking about I got 90K
Me: In that case i don't feel bad
Gump: I know because youre a scammer
Gump: And I am gonna tell my guild leader
ME: Whatever
Gump is ignored

Traveller · Dec 26, 2005, 10:05 AM // 10:05

If I'd run into you in-game, I might've written that same story of you in this topic. Granted, who pays 1.176g for 24 wood planks, but still it's not very pleasant to take advantage of someone who accidentally puts that much of a wrong amount of money in the trade window. Even if he has 90k and FoW armor and whatnot.

Aejorii · Dec 26, 2005, 10:29 AM // 10:29

The biggest jerk I've met so far would be....me.

It was one night after a long frustrating game of tombs and the left over online people from my guild decided to run a game in there with henchies. So 5 of us sitting in Tombs international form up with henchies but then a w/mo does a join request to our group.

So we're on vent laughing at the silly whammo and told him to make sure to bring Mending. He replies "I have mending" and we start the game. Right when we get in, me and another guildie that were monks, started yelling at him to give us mending.

We played a few games and won a few with him with us constantly barraging him to mend us. We even made a agreement with one of the opposing teams to kill him first after he said he didn't need our healing and that mending on himself would heal him.

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edit: ermm just noticed there are curse words in there :X

Well at least we got him some fame..

Skuld · Dec 26, 2005, 02:53 PM // 14:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naxohs Seralna

As for the biggest jerk I've ever encountered:

Some moron in Droknar's spamming in public chat: "ALL MESMERS ARE SO GAY WITH THEIR GAY DANCE AND GAY CLOTHES I HATE MESMERS"

I hate to admit that I can be qute the moron myself sometimes. If I'm tired+grumpy, I tend to spew out some very unpleasant lines. :/ If anyone I've offended/annoyed recognizes my name and reads this: I'm terribly sorry!

Hehe I saw you, was that f ew days before xmas?

Lord Scoopula · Dec 26, 2005, 03:07 PM // 15:07

I was with a FoW party, right when we entered the area this convo happened, we had 3 warriors and 1 rather rude monk...

Rude Monk: OMG WTF 3 noobs!
Me: What?
2nd Warrior: What are you blabbing about?
Rude Monk: OMG swords in Fow is FTL, OMG noobs....<insert profanity> Go learn to play Guild Wars noobs. LMAO! OMG Swords in FoW noobs...

<Rude Monk leaves the game>

Me: Ummmm...ooook
2nd Warrior: lol
3rd Warrior: noob

We then went on to clear FoW with our 7 man party. Well we cleared out the forge

birdwarrior · Dec 26, 2005, 03:14 PM // 15:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foxtale

*no in-game names* for scamming like... 6k collectively from a group of us looking for a droknar run.

He tried doing that to my W/Mo but I asked the rest of the group how much it cost and everyone was like it was free because there was no promise of arrival....I hate scammers...

Effendi Westland · Dec 26, 2005, 04:00 PM // 16:00

We got a party, went into the UW, somebody (we couldnt see who) aggroed way too much, everybody except 1 monk died....

Then the monk goes... "I dont rez 20" times, what a freeloader

I bet he was the one aggroing the lot

Doomlord_Slayermann · Dec 26, 2005, 04:58 PM // 16:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLeeTKD

This guy wasn't being an unbearable jerk or anything, but I thought the outcome was kinda funny. During a mission in Kryta (I don't remember which), this guy decides that he wants to go rushing in, aggroing groups, and training them back to the rest of our team. I take the initiative and say something:

me: quit playing like a newb.
him: who are you calling a noob, you're the noob
me: I'm saying quit aggroing all the mobs to the team
him: whatever, your probably just some kid or some loser with no girlfriend playing this %!@# all day.
me: actually, my girlfriend is in our group and I'm standing right next to her <standing next to her>
him: you have no idea what you're talking about
him: how old are you?
me: 21
my g/f: he is
him: yeah, so you're probably in college right?
me: yeah
him: how much math have you taken? You should know calculus.
me: yeah
him: then tell me the derivative of 2x^3
him: it's a basic calc question
me: 6x^2
<ingame battle ensues and he misses my reply>
him: so you don't know the answer?
him: what is it?
me: I already said it.
me: 6x^2
him: I'll accept that
him: it's just that there's a lot of snotty kids playing the game acting like they know everything.

We continue on talking about our colleges, majors, etc. as my g/f sits next to me, enraged that there's people that act this way in GW. Just thought it was funny cause I answered the calc question right.

You should have asked him for the tenth integral of some crazy function and then threatened to kick him unless he could give you an answer in 10 seconds.

Fighting jerk with jerk FTW!

Akhilleus · Dec 26, 2005, 06:22 PM // 18:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guild Wars Junkie

Haha, I was with you in that party. That guy got so RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing pissed that we never got the bonus done. I was playing with my second character(Mo) at the time and wasn't even caring about the bonus.

i was also in that party...
i told him to calm down and he proceeded to flame me and call me a newb...
eventually he just left.

oh, and the mission was "gates of kryta"